A scientist tells a pharmacist, “Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.”
“Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. “That’s it!” he says. “I can never
remember the name.”
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably.
E sad ovaj, na sličan fazon što je čini mi se Ilija postavio:
Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
The difference between an introvert and extrovert mathematicians is: An introvert mathematician looks at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert mathematician looks at your shoes.
Medicine makes people ill, mathematics make them sad and theology makes them sinful. (Martin Luther)