Nađoh par matematičkih viceva pa da ih podelim (neki su glupi ali sam morao da postavim):
Mathematician1: So why did you become a mathematician?
Mathematician2: I don't like working with numbers. (istina
)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Theorem.[inlmath]3=4[/inlmath].
Proof. Suppose
[inlmath]a+b=c[/inlmath].
This can also be written as:
[inlmath]4a−3a+4b−3b=4c−3c[/inlmath].
After reorganizing:
[inlmath]4a+4b−4c=3a+3b−3c[/inlmath].
Take the constants out of the brackets:
[inlmath]4(a+b−c)=3(a+b−c)[/inlmath]
Remove the same term left and right:
[inlmath]4=3[/inlmath].
Q: What is a topologist?
A: Someone who cannot distinguish between a
doughnut and a coffee cup
Q: Why didn’t Newton discover group theory?
A: Because he wasn’t Abel.
Q: What’s a polar bear?
A:A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform
Q: What does an analytic number theorist say when
he is drowning?
A: Log-log, log-log, log-log, ….
Q:How many mathematicians does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?
A: 0.999999
Several mathematicians are asked, "how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?"
Algebraist: Show that parts of it can be put into the refrigerator. Then show that the refrigerator is closed under addition.
Set Theoretic Geometer: Apply the Banach-Tarsky theorem to form a refrigerator with more volume.
Differential Geometer: Differentiate it and put into the refrigerator. Then integrate it in the refrigerator.
Geometer: Create an axiomatic system in which "an elephant can be placed in a refrigerator" is an axiom.
Probabilist: Keep trying to push it in in random ways and eventually it will fit.
Puno anegdota o matematičarima [inlmath]\Rightarrow[/inlmath]
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